Bad writing lamp-Shaded
50 Shades of Grey has just become the world’s best selling book of all time, but let’s just say it’s not for its literary style [note for the Mars Curiosity Rover and other off-worlders, it has a lot to do with S&M and not much else].
The former Cheers writer (and a lot more) has a stylish take on 50 Shades from the POV of Christian (the object of ‘affection’ in the book) and is well worth a read. Laugh, then think back to all those experts who say you’ll never sell unless you can create compelling characters and a well-written story.
Reductio ad absurdum but at least I don’t feel like I need to read it. Besides, there aren’t any pictures.